Joe Simonton talks getting pancakes from a humanoid after a UFO landed in his back garden, 1961

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January 19, 2023
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Tier 1First Person EncounterFirst-Person Account
Experiencer: Joe Simonton

Analysis Summary

Program Intel Profile
documentaryTopic: otherIntel Value: 7/10

Joe Simonton

Contact Experience Triad

Hynek: CE3

The Encounter

Joe Simonson from Eagle River, Wisconsin, described an encounter in April 1961. He was in his kitchen when he saw a large UFO land nearby. He went outside and saw a small man, about five feet tall, who asked for water by gesturing with a jug. Joe fetched water from the basement and handed it to the being. The being then saluted him. Joe noticed another similar being cooking pancakes on a grill. He tasted one, but it was not good. After a brief interaction, the UFO closed its hatch and took off quickly. Joe was left confused, holding pancakes, and wondering about the experience. This encounter had a lasting impact on him, as he felt compelled to share his story, believing others should know about it.

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Program Intelligence Analysis

Executive Summary

Joe Simonson recounts a vivid encounter with a UFO and its occupants in 1961, detailing their request for water and the cooking of pancakes. His experience includes a close interaction with a small being and the rapid departure of the UFO.

Primary Revelation

Joe Simonson's firsthand account of an encounter with a UFO and its occupants in 1961.

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Joe Simonson
witnesspro disclosure
Eagle River, Wisconsin

I stood in my driveway with a handful of hot greasy pancakes looking in that direction and seeing nothing.

non human intelligencehighly specific

In April 1961, Joe Simonson claims he encountered a UFO that landed near his home in Eagle River, Wisconsin, and interacted with a small being who requested water.

Source: Joe SimonsonEvent: 1961-04-01 | Claimed: 2023-10-01
non human intelligencespecific

The being that Joe Simonson encountered was about five feet tall and had penetrating eyes.

Source: Joe SimonsonEvent: 1961-04-01 | Claimed: 2023-10-01
non human intelligencespecific

Joe Simonson describes the being cooking pancakes on a device that emitted smoke but had no visible flames.

Source: Joe SimonsonEvent: 1961-04-01 | Claimed: 2023-10-01
non human intelligencespecific

The UFO took off at a 45-degree angle and disappeared within seconds after closing its hatch.

Source: Joe SimonsonEvent: 1961-04-01 | Claimed: 2023-10-01
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Encounter Context

Factual Details
1961-04-01Year: 1961

driveway in Eagle River

Eagle River, Wisconsin, united_states

rural
Reported to authorities

Encounter Research Breakdown

Phenomenological Analysis
close encounterCE32 entitieshumanoid
Low Evidential StrengthScore: 12/21first person
Detail & Specificity
2/3
Corroboration
1/3
Physical Evidence
1/3
Unpredictability
3/3
Perceptual Clarity
3/3
Timely Reporting
1/3
Witness Credibility
1/3

The account presents a detailed narrative of an encounter with a UAP, including descriptions of the beings and their actions. However, the witness lacks credibility context, and there is no corroboration or physical evidence to support the claims. The details provided are somewhat specific but do not reach a level of verifiability.

initial sightingunknown

The experiencer first notices the UFO descending towards his home while he is in the kitchen.

I looked out the window and that's when I first saw this thing coming straight down just like an elevator

interaction with entitiesunknown

The experiencer approaches the entity, exchanges water, and observes another entity cooking pancakes.

I handed The Jug up with both hands and I had that same look in his eyes as sort of a penetrating look

departure of the craftseconds

The craft ascends rapidly after the interaction, leaving the experiencer in awe.

the thing started to raise it's like it came down everything was time perfect

visualextraordinary
8/10

Saw the UFO and entities clearly

tactile
5/10

felt the hot greasy pancakes

gustatory
4/10

tasted the pancakes

humanoid(single)
80%
DemeanorneutralCommunicationgestureInteractionconsensual contactHeight5-6_ft

Appearance: about five foot tall, penetrating eyes

Message: requested water

he motioned they wanted to drink

humanoid(single)
70%
DemeanorneutralCommunicationgestureInteractionobservationHeight5-6_ft

Appearance: similar to the first entity, cooking pancakes

Message: no verbal communication

Shapedisc
Luminositynot stated
Soundnot stated
Movementhovering, instant acceleration
Five Observables (3/5)
positive lift low observability hypersonic velocity trans medium travel instantaneous acceleration

The craft descended like an elevator, had a hatchway, and ascended rapidly after the interaction.

What makes this encounter unique

The encounter involved direct interaction with humanoid entities who requested water and cooked pancakes, which is unusual for UAP experiences.

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Analysis Summary

Program Intel Profile
documentaryTopic: otherIntel Value: 7/10
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Joe Simonton

First-Person

Contact Experience Triad

Hynek: CE3